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“Houdini” - Foster the People.
Been away from this for a while, so appropriate song I feel.
I went to Valley Fair with Perry today (thanks for visiting!). We were good little children and bought nothing. Anyways, as we were walking through Macy’s the lady at the Urban Decay counter approached me and said “I would love to show you something you could do to your eyebrows if you would just sit in the chair.” I really wanted to say “Bitch, I love my small, barely there eyebrows,” but I resisted and said “No, I’m good.” Why do make up counters feel the need to hone in on your “flaws?” Annoying people in kiosks need to disappear.
